i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
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i’m dying that robert downey jr posted this on his official facebook 😂😂😂
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Cuttlefish pretending to be a hermit crab
look they were both being crabs thinking the other was a crab!!
“am crab.”
“am also crab–wait a minute”
“…YOOOOOOOOOOO”
“YOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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I’m kinkshaming all of Germany
Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”
Dicke means Fat or Thick
this post only gets worse
super dickman’s thick nuts
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girl: come over
me: i cant
girl: i understand
me: i love you
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agent: this is area 51, where the aliens live
me: cool
agent: and over there is area 69, where the aliens… uh…
me: what
agent: ….
me: what do they do there
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toads riding snake
they took midnight train goin anywhere
#minoring in zoology was a mistake because now i know all those toads are trying to have sex with the snake#i have to live with this knowledge and now you do too.#fucking amplexus frogs will try to get with anythinfb that moves#and also anything that doesnt move
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